Last night I was late for the raid because I was late coming home from the gym; and Scot made a comment that reminded me of one of my early visits to the gym.
On one of my early visits I had asked one of the trainers at the gym, "So which of these machines should I use to try to impress some of these beautiful young ladies in here?"
He replied, "Well, I think your best bet would be the ATM just outside."