| Socialism | You have two cows. The government takes one to give to somebody else. |
| Communism | You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk. |
| Fascism | You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk. |
| Nazism | You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. |
| Bureaucracy | You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain. |
| Capitalism | You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. |