I was talking to a police officer (no, just talking, don't get any ideas...) when I happened to mention that my brother was a firefighter. He immediately asked me:
Q: You know how you can tell if you have a firefighter at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
Of course, I shot this off to my brother. He laughed, and told me to relay this to the officer.
Q: You know what firefighters and police officers have in common?
A: Both of them wanted to be firefighters.
I think the war is on...
;D :o