If you have 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many do you have left?
499. What, you were expecting something different? If you were, it's probably time to revisit first-grade math.
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Come on, this isn't that hard. You open the door, put the elephant in it, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
You were close. You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The Lion, the King of the jungle, threw a party, and all the animals were required to attend. However one was missing -- which one?
Try to keep up. The giraffe, of course. He was in the refrigerator.
An old granny needed to cross a crocodile-infested river. She dove in, and managed to make it across. How?
Think back. All the crocodiles were at the lion's party.
However, granny didn't survive her trip across the river.
She got hit in the head by a brick.