Some guys went out quail hunting. One of them was continually bragging about how smart his new birddog was. As he was talking about it for the 17th time the dog alerted on something in the brush and after a good bit of rustling around out of the brush there emerged - a 10-year-old boy.
All the other hunters had a good laugh over this "smart" dog, but the owner said, "Wait a minute!" He then turned to the boy and said, "Son, what's your name?"
The kid replied, "I'm Bob White, sir."