Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you or did you not tell the sheriff, quote: 'I've never felt better in my life?'"
Farmer: "That's what I said, yes."
Attorney: "Well, then. If you'd never felt better in your life then how is it that now you're claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"
Farmer: "Well, when the sheriff arrived he looked at my horse, saw that he had a broken leg, and shot him. When he looked at Rover, my dog, and saw that he was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, it thought it would be smartest to say I'd never felt better in my life."