A man and his baby giraffe were on vacation on a beautiful Caribbean island. One day the two of them walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. Now, you may not know this, but giraffes have almost no tolerance for alcohol, so after a couple of drinks the giraffe collapsed to the floor. The guy stood up and started to leave, but the bartender shouted after him, "Ey, mon! Ya can't leave that lyin' there like that!" But the guy kept walking out, and shouted back "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"