Bricks

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If you have 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many do you have left?


499.  What, you were expecting something different?  If you were, it's probably time to revisit first-grade math.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?


Come on, this isn't that hard. You open the door, put the elephant in it, and close the door.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?


You were close.  You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

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The Lion, the King of the jungle, threw a party, and all the animals were required to attend. However one was missing -- which one?


Try to keep up.  The giraffe, of course.  He was in the refrigerator.

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An old granny needed to cross a crocodile-infested river. She dove in, and managed to make it across. How?


Think back.  All the crocodiles were at the lion's party.

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However, granny didn't survive her trip across the river.

She got hit in the head by a brick.