Pandas

[medimus]

A panda walked into a bar. He wandered around for a moment, then noticed the beer nuts on the bar. He grabbed a few and munched them down with a happy look on his face. But much to everybody's surprise he pulled out a pistol and fired it into the air, then holstered the pistol and moved toward the door. "Hey!" the bartender shouted, recovering from his shock. But the panda yelled back, "I'm a panda. Google me!" and left.

The bartender pulled out his phone and used Google to search for "panda." Sure enough, there it was: "Panda. A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."