Political Science, taught with cows

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A lesson in political science.

Socialism	You have two cows.  The government takes one to give to somebody else.
Communism	You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.
Fascism	You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Nazism	You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucracy	You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.
Capitalism	You have two cows.  You sell one and buy a bull.