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I've never felt better in my life...

Started by medimus, October 24, 2020, 12:46:01 am

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Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you or did you not tell the sheriff, quote: 'I've never felt better in my life?'"

Farmer: "That's what I said, yes."

Attorney: "Well, then. If you'd never felt better in your life then how is it that now you're claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"

Farmer: "Well, when the sheriff arrived he looked at my horse, saw that he had a broken leg, and shot him. When he looked at Rover, my dog, and saw that he was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, it thought it would be smartest to say I'd never felt better in my life."