Firefighters vs. Police

[medimus]

I was talking to a police officer (no, just talking, don't get any ideas...) when I happened to mention that my brother was a firefighter.  He immediately asked me:
    Q: You know how you can tell if you have a firefighter at your party?
    A: He'll tell you.

Of course, I shot this off to my brother.  He laughed, and told me to relay this to the officer.
    Q: You know what firefighters and police officers have in common?
    A: Both of them wanted to be firefighters.

I think the war is on...

[Kenluin]