February 20, 2020, 10:21:36 am

News:

Welcome to the Frayed Knot EverQuest Discussion forums. This discussion forum is for the exclusive use of the members of the Frayed Knot guild and their authorized guests. Any use other than that authorized by the forum owner and administrators is prohibited.


Recent posts

Pages1 2 3 ... 10
1
Gnome Humor / Re: For the Husbands
Last post by Joltz - February 16, 2020, 12:49:56 am
LOL  ;D  ;D
2
Gnome Humor / Re: For the Husbands
Last post by medimus - February 16, 2020, 12:49:22 am
ROFL
3
Gnome Humor / For the Husbands
Last post by Kenluin - February 14, 2020, 07:25:33 pm
4
Gnome Humor / Re: Firefighters vs. Police
Last post by Kenluin - February 14, 2020, 07:23:08 pm
 ;D  :o
5
Gnome Humor / Firefighters vs. Police
Last post by medimus - February 14, 2020, 03:37:31 pm
I was talking to a police officer (no, just talking, don't get any ideas...) when I happened to mention that my brother was a firefighter.  He immediately asked me:
    Q: You know how you can tell if you have a firefighter at your party?
    A: He'll tell you.

Of course, I shot this off to my brother.  He laughed, and told me to relay this to the officer.
    Q: You know what firefighters and police officers have in common?
    A: Both of them wanted to be firefighters.

I think the war is on...
6
Gnome Humor / Re: Metric conversions
Last post by medimus - February 11, 2020, 03:43:57 pm
Yeah.  I probably deserved that.
7
Gnome Humor / Re: Metric conversions
Last post by Joltz - February 08, 2020, 08:53:03 pm
/bonk
8
Gnome Humor / Metric conversions
Last post by medimus - January 30, 2020, 03:33:35 pm
1000 ml container full of socks = 1 literhosen
9
Gnome Humor / A short story about greed...
Last post by medimus - January 19, 2020, 02:17:36 am
A very successful, career-oriented twenty-something was driving his prized possession, a $100,000 Porsche, one night when he had a terrible accident.  Hitting a patch of ice in the middle of a fast curve he flipped the car several times.  When the police arrived, he was walking around in a daze mumbling, "No, please, not my Porsche, not my Porsche".  The responding officer took one look at him and said, "Sir, we've got to get you to the hospital, you're bleeding very badly".  It was as if the young man didn't hear him, he just kept repeating, "Not my Porsche, not my Porsche".  Finally, the officer walked around him to check out all of his injuries.  He let out a scream, and yelled at the man, "we've got to get you to a hospital, sir!  Your left arm has been cut off in the accident!"  The man looked down at his missing arm and wailed, "NO!  Not my Rolex too!"
10
Gnome Humor / Re: Art theft at the Louvre!
Last post by medimus - January 19, 2020, 02:11:29 am
Nope.  I'm both masochistic and sadistic.  I like hearing terrible jokes - and I like re-telling 'em.  ;)
Pages1 2 3 ... 10