Frayed Knot

Everyone => Gnome Humor => Topic started by: medimus on March 16, 2020, 01:49:08 pm

Title: Irish dads and lads
Post by: medimus on March 16, 2020, 01:49:08 pm
While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.

Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.

I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.

Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.

Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. So I drank it.

I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's.  But he didn't like that either, so I drank it.

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky. He wouldn't even smell it. So what could I do but drink it!

By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so hammered I could hardly push his stroller back home!